how does this work? (open)

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

I like to think I'm not cliche. I didn't get caught for years, mind you. And I don't mind being a loner because that means more for myself, which I like. There's never a boring day on the job.

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

so why'd you get caught? did you get sloppy or something? never a boring day, huh? sounds like my job. gotta love jobs that are never boring.

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

I didn't get sloppy. The police found stuff I had buried and tracked me down. Or someone had found it, I don't know, they wouldn't tell me. And what job do you have?

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

always burn, never bury. or drop into deep water.

I could tell you my job, but then I'd have to kill you.

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

Hey, I didn't have very many resources. I didn't have a car and it's hard to carry the remains to a water source good enough. And burning it would have been too obvious with the smell.

Well, then. What if I told you that I'm good with secrets?

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

well now, lack of resources is your own fault, now isn't it?

Then I'd tell you that I bet I'm better at keeping secrets than you.

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

It's not like my job paid me very much. I got away with things for four years, but that's not including years I used poor swine to experiment on.

You probably are, but that's only because I don't have very many secrets to keep.

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

only four years? you need to work on your technique, teddy.

well if you don't have very many, how does that seem like a convincing way of getting me to tell you what I do?

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

I'm sorry my crimes don't meet your Badass Crime standards. I did what I could and I liked it.

Don't even know me and already making assumptions about how well I keep my secrets. What do you know, maybe my only secret is one that could destroy the entire world in a matter of seconds, or something catastrophic like that.

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

if it was something like that, you'd already have done it. why waste time?

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

Maybe I want to watch people squirm a bit. And maybe I want to make it as suspenseful as possible.

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

or maybe your secret is just "I still sleep with a teddy bear at night"

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

..... damn you.

How did you know? I knew I should've ditched that thing years ago.

- Bear

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[JOANNE NICOLE BURKE]

teddy bear ,

I'm good like that. ; ) maybe my secret is that I'm psychic.

, Jo

[BEAR ISHMAEL KEENI]

Jo,

Then tell me more about myself, Miss Psychic.

- Bear

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